THE UNOFFICIAL HOME OF 3 VS. FRE
A tradition
unlike
anything fair.
Three friends. One Frede. All that golf talent, and somehow his biggest contribution is being the face on the losing-team merchandise.
Examine the evidence
3 : 1
UNBALANCED
01 / THE FORMAT
Strength
in numbers.
Jason is actually really good at golf.
We have chosen to address this
by being three people.
Every year, we tee it up against our friend Jason Frede. Three of us. One of him. We’ve won the last several years, and handled it with exactly the level of humility you’d expect from people who bought this domain.
Equal opportunity to participate. Unequal number of participants.
02 / THE EVIDENCE
For the record.
Jason has a nice swing.
We have the trophy photos.
The trips, the trophy, the very questionable souvenirs. Jason, you could have stopped answering our texts years ago. We’re glad you didn’t.
Years reflect the photo archive, with corrections from the guys who were there.
2018
The early evidence.
04 PHOTOS2019
The cup gets its close-up.
07 PHOTOS2021
A golf trip. A paper trail.
04 PHOTOS2023
The evidence is piling up.
03 PHOTOS2024
Still friends. Still doing this.
03 PHOTOS
03 / PSYCHOLOGICAL EQUIPMENT
All the gear.
None of the shame.
Towels. Koozies. Golf balls. Jason’s face has been on everything except a convincing argument that he won.
Scan a golf ball. Visit an entire website about Jason losing. Most people let the scorecard do the talking. We bought a domain because the scorecard wasn’t being enough of a dick.
OFFICIAL EQUIPMENT OF AN UNOFFICIAL GRUDGE04 / THE RULES COMMITTEE
We’ve reviewed
your complaint.
Jason, we’ve heard your concerns. Unfortunately, the three people responsible are also the three people reviewing them.
“The format is fair. The vote was 3–1.”
Further objections may be used as merchandise.
IN ALL SERIOUSNESS (BRIEFLY)